Then jump out and murder the person who just cut you off. Send out Bleets about how bad traffic is - You are really important. Weave in and out of traffic as much as possible. Tell anyone that stops that you are diseased. You don't need the hassle of other human beings' suffering.ĩ.You are driving outside the city on rural roads and your car breaks down:
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Leave the area quickly, let law enforcement sort it out. Post some pics on Bleeter with hash tags #ThisDoodIsDying. Search the area for loose change that discharged with the cars rolled. Save any hot college girls as they will be indebted to you sexually. Put your wallet under the seat in case she tries to roll you.Ĩ.You come over a hill and are the first person on scene of an accident. Pick a station that is soft and romantic to set the vibe. Always leave the car running in case shit gets real. Start backing up and ask your passenger, "I'm cool, right?"Ħ.Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four way stop: Push back slowly and purr "You like that don't you?" Then pound hard. I'm the annoying sober person.ĥ.What is an important safety tip when backing up: Who cares? You'll rarely get above 5mph in Los Santos anyway. Even a small amount of alcohol can impair your driving abilities. Be sure to wrap your seatbelt around her head for safety.Ĥ.How much gin and juice can you safely consume while operating a vehicle: Look for potholes to increase her pleasure. Blast an 80's rock power ballad to get her in the mood. Tearing down the freeway at 100mph while applying make-up, drinking a 40oz Bean Machine Gunkaccino and updating your Lifeinvader status.ģ.When getting serviced orally by a girl while driving, the correct course of action is: One hand down your pants, the other sexting, with the seat pushed forward so you can steer with your knees. Slumped down below window level with the seat fully reclined, smoking a massive fatty, for medical purposes. The Driving School requires 12 small objectives to be completed. You'll find it just to the South of the garage with a small car park in front of the main doorway. Jethro will call you and tell you where it is located. Seat in an upright position, with one hand gripping the steering wheel at 6 o'clock. The Driving School is located in San Fierro and will be unlocked after you complete the mission 'Deconstruction' for the garage. When you are convinced that the minority in the other car is going to murder you for no apparent reason apart from the fact they are probably foreign. When you're late for an audition or you woke up after a blackout. Losing the test will immediately redirect the user to a page that taunts the player and tells them to use the LS Metro.ġ.When is it permissible to run a red light?
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It features a test, however, most answers on the test involve humorous choice answers. It is likely based on the California Department of Motor Vehicles. The agency registers motor vehicles and issues driver's licenses in the state of San Andreas.